Allergy adverstisement
Spring, the season of transformation, beautification, and improvement, a season of hope...is no longer so wonderful with rhinitis after rhinitis...
Do you want to admire bucolic landscapes...sneeze,
You want to enjoy the scents specific to this season... sneeze,
You want to ride your bike through meadows and fields... sneeze,
You want to drink lemonade, petting your cat, lying in bed, watching National Geographic... sneeze,
You want to go out with those two good friends, the only true friends you've known all your life... sneeze,
They'll lose their appetite if they have to wipe your nose every five minutes,
Allergies are somewhat okay... it's a tidy nose that cleans itself efficiently and according to a well-structured schedule,
You want to take a shower on hot evenings... it's no longer possible...
The neighbor from number three complains that you wake her up...
Maybe she's allergic to sounds too...
You want to go diving... you sneezed into the snorkeling oxygen tube,
You want to take the cable car to new heights... sneeze,
You want to feed the pigeons in the central square... sneeze,
Sometimes you want to leaf through the scores of the concerts you loved... sneeze.
You want to ride your motorcycle... sneeze.
You want to get in the elevator... sneeze on your neighbor's electric blue jellyfish tie.
You want to stick a stamp on a letter... sneeze,
On the train, when they won't let you sit by the window, sneeze on the ticket inspector's briefcase, who lacks any shred of empathy anyway, we need the money for allergies, not for his tickets...
You want to crochet Renaissance-style coats with puffed sleeves... sneeze.
You want to answer the phone... sneeze, and the call ends on its own...
But for all these inconveniences, there is the best remedy,
FreieNase spray, created from a combination of eucalyptus, mint, Icelandic herbs, and a vague infusion of vitamin C, helps clear your nose with just one spray.
FreieNase and forget about the embarrassment and social anxiety that come with allergies.
PACKAGE INSERT: Please read the instructions for use carefully. If you experience any unpleasant symptoms, contact the pharmacy where you purchased the product.
How to use: Apply two drops of FreieNase twice a day. Shake the bottle slightly and spray into both nostrils. You will feel the effects in just four hours...
Категория: Смешные стихи
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Дата публикации: 15 ноября 2025
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Deea
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frumos :)
Я смерти нет сказал
myiilau
29 августа
Моё сердце откликнулось.❤️
✨ Po.e.m
Deea
29 августа
Chiar asa e💟
Cerul din palmele mele
Cristina Elena
29 августа
Mulțumesc mult!
✨ Po.e.m
Florin Petricean
28 августа
Cât de scump plătim mândria și tăcerea? Versuri pline de adevăr și înțelepciune care ating. Trist, dar atât de adevărat!
Cioburi dintr-un vechi amor
Florin Petricean
28 августа
Un scris curat și sincer. Se simte o maturitate emoționantă în felul în care sunt descrise absența și speranța.👏
Am rupt lanțul pus pe gânduri
Florin Petricean
28 августа
Impecabil scrisă!👏
Ea iubirea
aurica_plesea
28 августа
Felicitări, cele mai frumoase versuri!
Pradă si putere
Florin Petricean
28 августа
Iti mulțumesc pt apreciere!👍
Am rupt lanțul pus pe gânduri
Alex Black
28 августа
O poezie care surprinde acel moment de ruptură, când vara se stinge și lasă în loc doar umbre și nostalgie. Citesc si nu pot decât să îți admir melan...
Vara fără Soare
Gheorghe Ascurtulesei
28 августа
Felicitări Alexina pentru această poiezie Vara fără Soare
Astăzi..
Gheorghe Ascurtulesei
28 августа
Frumoasă poiezie felicitări Alexina
Ți-aș fi dat..
Gheorghe Ascurtulesei
28 августа
Frumoasă poiezie felicitări Alexina
Pradă si putere
Alex Black
27 августа
O poezie care iti prinde mintea in capcană.
🎦 O SEARA FUMOASA DE TOAMNA
Gheorghe Ascurtulesei
27 августа
Mulțumesc frumos tuturor celor care le place poeziile mele